Tuesday, July 26, 2011

I'm tapping out

Hey friend, would you like to come over tomorrow night for an "impromptu" dinner party?

I'll be serving tap water.

God, what was my life before Sweatercups "perfected the art of casual dining?"


  1. my sister and i have entire conversations on this woman. and how much we kind of honestly want to trip her if we saw her on the sidewalk.

  2. i wish wish wish i was the sort of person who made signs for water, and casually entertained on weeknights