Because your blog is making me insecure.
I made the mistake of listening to the sunglass guy tell me the Tom Fords were perfect on me. I never wore them after I left the store. Ebay.
What, the 1966-landlady-answering-the-door-in-her-housecoat-and-sexy-shortie-PJs-for-the-meter-man look doesn't grab you? Weird.
I just look at her outfits and see dollar signs.Also, she makes me want to be skinnier.